A Chandelier ============ The foreman at a housing construction site walked into a room where one of the workers was hanging on a chain in the middle of the ceiling proclaiming "I'm a chandelier! I'm a chandelier!" When he gave the workman a hard warning to get down and back to work, the other workers in the room watched carefully. The foreman returned an hour later, and became furious when he found the same worker hanging on the chain, insisting he was, in fact, a chandelier. The foreman immediately gives the worker his walking papers and says he'll never work there again! Upon hearing this, every other worker packs their tools and begins to leave, too! Even more frustrated, the foreman says, "What's going on? Why are you *all* leaving?" One of the workers replies, "Sorry, union rules - You don't expect us to work in the dark, do you?"