A Chandelier
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	The foreman at a housing construction site walked into a room where
one of the workers was hanging on a chain in the middle of the ceiling
proclaiming "I'm a chandelier!  I'm a chandelier!"

	When he gave the workman a hard warning to get down and back to work,
the other workers in the room watched carefully.  The foreman returned
an hour later, and became furious when he found the same worker hanging
on the chain, insisting he was, in fact, a chandelier.  The foreman
immediately gives the worker his walking papers and says he'll never
work there again!  Upon hearing this, every other worker packs their
tools and begins to leave, too!

	Even more frustrated, the foreman says, "What's going on?  Why are
you *all* leaving?"

	One of the workers replies, "Sorry, union rules - You don't expect us
to work in the dark, do you?"