Lawyers Beware
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A truck driver often amused himself by running over lawyers he would
see walking down the side of the road.  Everytime he saw one, he would
swerve to hit him, there would be a loud "THUMP," and then he would
swerve back on to the road.
 
One day, as the truck driver was happily driving along, he saw a priest
hitch-hiking. He stopped and asked the priest, "Where are you going,
Father?"  "I'm going to the church five miles down the road," replied the
priest.
 
"No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift.  Climb in."  The happy priest
climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the
road.
 
Up ahead, the truck driver noticed a lawyer walking on the side of the
road, and instinctively swerved to hit him.  He quickly remembered there was
a priest in the truck with him, so at the last minute he swerved back on to
the road, narrowly missing the lawyer.  However, even though he was
certain he missed the lawyer, he still heard a loud "THUMP".
 
He glanced in his mirror, and when he didn't see anything, he turned to
the priest and said, "I'm sorry Father, I almost hit that lawyer!"
 
The priest just smiled and said, "That's okay,"  "I got him with the door!"