Murphy's Laws Of Computing ========================== ~ For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction. ~ To err is human... to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human; in fact it is downright natural. ~ He who laughs last probably made a back-up. ~ If at first you don't succeed, blame your computer. ~ A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine. ~ The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions. ~ A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want it to do. ~ When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. ~ When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete. ~ The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it. ~ When the going gets tough, upgrade. ~ When you need to send an email quick, that's when the modem won't connect!