"If I have seen farther, it is because I have stood on the shoulders of giants." - Sir Isaac Newton
"The courage to speak must be matched by the wisdom to listen." - Unknown
"There are two major products to come out of Berkeley:  LSD and UNIX.  We don't believe this to be a coincidence." - Unknown
". . . one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to inidicate successful termination of their C programs." - Robert Firth
"The measure of your life will not be in what you accumulate, but in what you give away." - Wayne Dyer
"The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the last half by our children." - Clarence Darrow
"When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple.  Take it and copy it." - Anatole France
"Without friends no one would want to live, even if he had all other goods." - Aristotle
"Not how lavishly but how happily you live is what counts." - R.C. Trench
"Keep a store of sarcasms, and know how to use them." - Baltasar Gracian
"What is love?  Two souls and one flesh.  Friendship?  Two bodies and one soul." - Joseph Roux
"Youth is not a time of life; it is a state of mind." - Samuel Ullman
"The silliest woman can manage a clever man, but it needs a very clever woman to manage a fool!" - Rudyard Kipling
"There is no fun in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it." - John W. Raper
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Unknown
"I don't make jokes.  I just watch the government and report the facts." - Will Rogers
"I never dared be radical when young for fear it would make me conservative when old." - Robert Frost
"I only drink to make other people seem more interesting." - George Jean Nathan
"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
"Life can only be understood backward, but it must be lived forwards." - Soren Kierkegaard
"You're only young once, but you can be immature forever." - Sarah Josephson
"Life is the ultimate adventure, and death the prize that awaits us all." - Yukio, "Wolverine"
"All are lunatic, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce
"Anything other than death is a minor injury." - Bill Muncey
"We must believe in luck.  For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like." - Jean Cocteau
"Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day." - Samuel Goldwyn
"Life is too important to be taken seriously." - Oscar Wilde
"A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government." - Edward Abbey
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please.  And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - P.J. O'Rourke
"Never judge a book by its movie." - J.W. Eagan
"You're the computer, you tell me where the file is." - Compaq Computer Commercial
"Revenge is a dish best served cold." - Sicilian Proverb
"If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment." - Harry F. Banks
"Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative." - Oscar Wilde
"If at first you don't succeed, you're normal!" - Unknown
"Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them." - Albert Einstein
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever." - David St. Hubbins of Spinal Tap
"Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well." - Josh Billings
"Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten." - B.F. Skinner
" . . . when you remember how hard it is to change yourself, you begin to understand what little chance we have of changing others." - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
"The better we feel about ourselves, the fewer times we have to knock somebody else down to feel tall." - Odetta
"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death." - Earl Wilson
"You must do the thing you think you cannot do." - Eleanor Eoosevelt
"Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Elmer Letterman
"God has made many doors opening into truth which He opens to all who knock upon them with hands of faith." -Kahlil Gibran
"I believe in miracles, and love is a miracle . . . " - Whitney Houston in "I Believe in You and Me"
"A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done." - Fred Allen
"Did you ever notice when you blow in your dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window." - Steve Bluestone
"Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a moron?" - George Carlin
"The surest way to be late is to have plenty of time." - Leo Kennedy
"The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones." - Chinese Proverb
"The past is the history, the future is a mystery, and the present is a gift." - Unknown
"Truth is not known like a dog that barks in the night; instead it is like an unknown sound in the woods that can be identified only after hard thinking." - Sam Three Arrows
"Don't take life too seriously No one makes it out alive anyways." - Unknown
"Plans can be changed if you want to change them." - Andra Theresa Anne Bell
"A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education." - Theodore Roosevelt
"Impossible is a word that humans use far too often." - 7 of 9 from Star Trek: Voyager
"Don't shut love out of your life by saying it's impossible to find.  The quickest way to recieve love is to give;  the fastest way to lose love is to hold too tightly;  and the best way to keep love is to give it wings." - Unknown
"I still get paid peanuts, just now I get a few more in the bag." - BAB
"Nobody knows what he can't do until he tries." - Anonymous
"I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back." - Phillips Brooks
"We are all geniuses up to the age of ten." - Aldous Huxley
"If you want children to improve, let them hear the nice things you say about them to others." - Dr. Haim Ginott
"Education is the one thing that people will pay for and not get." - A Professor
"Are you damaged?" - 7 of 9 from Star Trek: Voyager
"I got to tell you, I give this whole thing a spinchter-factor of about 9.5." - Alan "Hippy" Carnes from The Abyss
"Fun will now commence." - 7 of 9 from Star Trek: Voyager
"You may continue your disorder." - 7 of 9 from Star Trek: Voyager
"We had so many great days, but not enough years." - Kay Chandler from Random Hearts
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. " - Mark Twain
"I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought ... but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein
"BINARY--It's as easy as 01, 10, 11, . . . " - Unknown
"Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we often might win, by fearing to attempt." - William Shakespeare
"Never try to install a new hard drive while wearing a fleece sweater, and sitting on carpet during a thunderstorm." - Anonymous
"You shouldn't marry someone you can live with.  You should marry someone you can't live without." - Jason Evert or a priest
"Sometimes God writes straight with crooked lines." - Unknown
"It's always raining in Sandusky." - BAB
"I thought I had a handle on things and then the handle broke." - Unknown
"I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?" - Unknown
"Are you undamaged?" - Lt. Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation
"All bunnies are named Thumper." - Angela
"Common sense is not an ISO policy." - BAB
"When you're winning, you can be closed.  When you're losing, you go for open." - TWiT